Mark Zuckerberg’s Spouse Suspicious After He Begins Referring To Her As ‘Human Wife’

MENLO PARK, CA—Noting that the Meta CEO had been acting rather strange lately and was using his Oculus far more than usual, Mark Zuckerberg’s wife Priscilla Chan admitted she was suspicious Thursday after he began referring to her as his “human wife.” “I don’t want to jump to conclusions, but yesterday he spent almost…

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