If you thought the usual survival kits were just for hiking, think again! The Shart Survival Kit is here to save your behind – literally. Perfect for those unexpected moments when your stomach has other plans, this kit is like an airbag for your dignity (or what’s left of it). Because when life gives you lemons, sometimes you just need a really good clean-up crew.
Each kit comes with a pair of disposable undies, pack of wet wipes, tissue pack, instruction brochure, and a survival badge that tells the world that you are a proud survivor of shart attack. Perfect for all kinds off occasions: music festivals, road trips, backpacking, long-haul trucking, and more.
If you are the kind of person who loves to spend money on weird stuff, you can get your very own Shart Survival Kit on Amazon. Please note that this site is reader-supported. When you buy through links on our site, we may earn an affiliate commission. As an Amazon Associate affiliate we earn from qualifying purchases.
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