Are you looking for a gift for a sad, lonely man who would love to use a yoga-pants wearing butt pillow to snuggle up with at night, so it can become his 1/4 wife? If the answer is YES, you are in luck! Introducing the buttress pillow! The company that makes it claims that it feels like a real woman’s butt and sleeping on it will help to reduce anxiety. We, however, think that’s bullshit, and they made this just to have a laugh.
But wait, there’s more! If you feel so invigorated, the thighs separate so that you an actually dress your butt pillow into your favorite pajamas or undies. Don’t worry: it’s not creepy at all! But wait, there’s even more! When not being used as a face or body pillow, the butt shaped pillow can be used as a handy little phone or table stand! Amazing, isn’t it?
According to buttress pillow company website: “The yoga pants wearing butt pillow comes in a few different colors to choose from, is made using 100% natural latex made from the sap of trees, and includes permanent silky inner cover and yoga-pant outer cover.” That’s a polite way to say that this freaky thing is comfortable and kinda-a-little environmentally friendly.
If you feel like this bootiful pillow is something you’d spend your hard-earned money on, you can get it on Amazon. Please note that this site is reader-supported. When you buy through links on our site, we may earn an affiliate commission. As an Amazon Associate affiliate we earn from qualifying purchases.
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