Box of Nothing: For Someone Who Wants Nothing For Birthday

Does your significant other always tells you they want nothing for their birthday? Do you find yourself feeling frustrated and aimless when shopping for the perfect gift for them? End your misery with the box of nothing – the perfect gift for anyone who always says they don’t want anything! This box is filled to the brim with empty air that’s put on a fluffy bed of white cotton filling – a really sincere, thoughtful present.

Imagine the scene: It’s your birthday, and as you excitedly unwrap your presents, one particular box catches your eye. It’s lightweight and mysteriously labeled “you said you wanted nothing”. You unwrap it and it’s exactly that – nothing. But instead of disappointment, a wave of sheer delight washes over you. You can’t help but laugh at the audacity of this present. You’ve received the ultimate anti-gift, a paradoxical masterpiece that turns the concept of giving on its head. It’s either this described reaction, or you’ll want to slap  the gift giver in the face.

What would be your reaction if you received this box for birthday? Would you laugh at the brilliant absurdity of it, or you’d be offended? Let us know in the comments below!

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