MEMPHIS, TN—Wiping the tears from his eyes with one hand and using his phone’s front-facing camera to take a selfie with the other, local widower Randall Selway was reportedly sobbing at his wife’s funeral Thursday while creating a profile on eHarmony. “My sweet Judith, she’s gone, gone forever!” cried Selway, who…
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