25 Arrested In Fake Nursing School Diploma Scheme
Federal agents have arrested 25 suspects accused of selling fake nursing degrees to thousands of students who then used the bogus diplomas to take licensing exams in…
World’s Oldest American Dies At 72
OXNARD, CA—Living longer than any citizen in the nation’s history, Gus Rolnicki, the world’s oldest American, passed away Tuesday at the age of 72. “My grandfather was…
Report: Everyone Laughing At What Is A Very Silly Misunderstanding, But Don’t Be Fooled—Even Now, The Seeds Of Resentment Are Taking Root
BOSTON—Despite everyone laughing at what is admittedly a very silly misunderstanding, a report released Tuesday found that you should not be fooled and that even now the…
CEOs Explain How They Will Use ChatGPT
ChatGPT, an AI-based program that creates humanlike responses to inquiries and can complete a wide variety of tasks, has significantly grown in popularity. The Onion asked CEOs…
Unfortunately There’s Now a Pooping Butt Tea Infuser
The poop industry is clearly booming, with things like the poop knife becoming so popular, it was only a matter of time that the poop market leaked…
National Park Service Twitter Account Is Hilarious!
Having a great social media team is like having a personal cheerleading squad, but instead of pom-poms, they’ve got a keyboard. They’re the ones who make you…
Direct Hit
“When my son hopped on the bed and his elbow nailed me right on my c-section incision.” (submitted by IG @bl.squared) The post Direct Hit appeared first…
Downsized
“My brother and his ex wife separated. Afterwards, we didn’t have a family photo without her that included my son. This was my Opa’s solution: cutting out…
The Tuck Rule
“My bridesmaid was fixing my dress and the rest of our party seemed very concerned about it.” (IG @caravandaydreams) The post The Tuck Rule appeared first on…