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Conservatives Explain Why They Support ‘National Divorce’ Of Red, Blue States
Far-right congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA) recently made headlines when she advocated for a “national divorce” of red and blue states. The Onion asked conservatives why they…
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Existential Crisis Duck Night Light
It was, in all regards, an average day in duck’s average life when he suddenly asked himself: “Who am I?” Since then, he has given a lot…
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Luck Of The Irish
“My grandparents’ Christmas card from 1951 and my favorite annual reminder that font choice matters.” (submitted by IG @bogartlc) The post Luck Of The Irish appeared first…
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The Quiet War
“During our wedding vows, while my husband promised to love my kids as his own, my kids were whisper-screaming at each other the whole time.” (submitted by…
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Croquet Man
“This is my Dad, Bob. Taken back in the late 70’s. My mom says the short shorts were his signature look.” (submitted by Michelle) The post Croquet…
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Penguin To Publish ‘Classic’ Roald Dahl Books After Censorship Backlash
Publisher Penguin Random House announced it will release a new collection of Roald Dahl’s children’s novels in their original form after it received criticism for cuts and…
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Cold Cases Now Attributed to the Love Interest from the Backstreet Boys’ “As Long as You Love Me”
November 9, 1998: The Vengabus was stolen and driven from New York to San Francisco, stopping only after driving straight through a nearly empty Abercrombie and Fitch….
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Cheap Nation Falling Apart
WASHINGTON—In the wake of a series of incidents that called the country’s infrastructure quality into question, multiple sources reportedly confirmed on Monday that the cheap nation is…
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Dalai Lama Worried There’s Nothing More To Life Than Feeling Deep Connection With All Existence
MCLEOD GANJ, INDIA—Letting out a sigh as he buried his head in his hands, the Dalai Lama reportedly was worried Monday that there was nothing more to…