Conservatives Explain Why They Support ‘National Divorce’ Of Red, Blue States
Far-right congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA) recently made headlines when she advocated for a “national divorce” of red and blue states. The Onion asked conservatives why they…
Existential Crisis Duck Night Light
It was, in all regards, an average day in duck’s average life when he suddenly asked himself: “Who am I?” Since then, he has given a lot…
Luck Of The Irish
“My grandparents’ Christmas card from 1951 and my favorite annual reminder that font choice matters.” (submitted by IG @bogartlc) The post Luck Of The Irish appeared first…
The Quiet War
“During our wedding vows, while my husband promised to love my kids as his own, my kids were whisper-screaming at each other the whole time.” (submitted by…
Croquet Man
“This is my Dad, Bob. Taken back in the late 70’s. My mom says the short shorts were his signature look.” (submitted by Michelle) The post Croquet…
Penguin To Publish ‘Classic’ Roald Dahl Books After Censorship Backlash
Publisher Penguin Random House announced it will release a new collection of Roald Dahl’s children’s novels in their original form after it received criticism for cuts and…
Cold Cases Now Attributed to the Love Interest from the Backstreet Boys’ “As Long as You Love Me”
November 9, 1998: The Vengabus was stolen and driven from New York to San Francisco, stopping only after driving straight through a nearly empty Abercrombie and Fitch….
Cheap Nation Falling Apart
WASHINGTON—In the wake of a series of incidents that called the country’s infrastructure quality into question, multiple sources reportedly confirmed on Monday that the cheap nation is…
Dalai Lama Worried There’s Nothing More To Life Than Feeling Deep Connection With All Existence
MCLEOD GANJ, INDIA—Letting out a sigh as he buried his head in his hands, the Dalai Lama reportedly was worried Monday that there was nothing more to…