Ingenious Forms Of Birth Control Used In Ancient Times

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Police Sue Rapper For Using Footage Of Them Raiding His Home In Music Videos

Police are suing the rapper Afroman for invasion of privacy after the artist used home security footage in his music videos of officers raiding his home on…

Dan Snyder Willing To Sell Washington Commanders To Whitest Bidder

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Nuts And Buries

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Jimmy Carter Enrolls In 2-Year Program To Become Dental Hygienist

PLAINS, GA—Calling the move a solid investment in his future, former President Jimmy Carter, 98, announced Thursday that he had enrolled in a two-year program at an…

Two Faced

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Laser Focus

“Elementary school picture day. Lasers. Home perm by my grandma. Elastic pants and black comb in my pocket. Could not be more proud.” (submitted by Julie) The…

Baby Bud

“It was my dad’s favorite beer, so his mother-in-law bought the fabric and made the sheets for my crib.” (submitted by IG @lindsaykoehler12) The post Baby Bud…

Biden, Trump Die 2 Minutes Apart Holding Hands

WASHINGTON—In a heartwarming and touching end to the story of two soulmates, sources confirmed Thursday that President Joe Biden and former President Donald Trump died two minutes…

Vlogger Eats Raw Cow Intestines On YouTube In Hopes Of Giving His Children Better Life

SAN BERNARDINO, CA—In a video in which it is unclear whether the tears running down his face are from the taste of entrails or his love for…