We Didn’t Work Very Hard on This Elementary School Concert
Parents, guardians, uncles, and aunts, Thank you for coming to our annual Earth Day School Concert. As principal, I’ve had the absolute pleasure of working with this…
MLB To Speed Up Games By Switching To Computer Simulation After Second Inning
NEW YORK—Amid a slew of rules changes designed to improve the game in the upcoming season, Major League Baseball officials announced Monday that they would speed up…
Pentagon Confirms Plenty Of U.S. Airstrikes Hit The Correct Target
ARLINGTON, VA—Urging the American public not to worry about it, the Pentagon released a report Monday confirming that plenty of U.S. airstrikes hit the correct targets. “After…
Quiz: Could You Pass A Police Officer Entrance Exam?
Take this practice test to see if you have the guts, courage, and ruthlessness to pass a police officer entrance exam. Read more… The Onion
Incredibly Sad Doodles That Will Break Your Heart
These heartbreaking illustrations by Ben Cameron are called “Tragidoodles”. They might seem adorable at first, but that’s how they lure you in to create an explosion of…
I’m Looking for a Lot of Specific Recommendations from This Local Facebook Group
Hey! Can anyone recommend a doctor that has availability tomorrow after 1 PM but before 4? Looking for an ENT that once practiced in Oklahoma but now…