Funny Conversations People Overheard In New York (Part 2)
One of the best things about visiting English-speaking countries is being able to eavesdrop on other people’s private conversations and then post them online for everyone to…
Survey: Did You Like Our Ad for Anti-anxiety Medication?
Thanks so much for watching SHE’S latest ad for anti anxiety medication, even if it was un-skippable. Mind if we ask you a few questions? Great! At…
Holocaust Deniers Explain Why They Deny The Holocaust
Following the recent uptick in anti-semitic rhetoric and claims that death camps never existed, the Onion asked holocaust deniers to explain why they deny the holocaust, and…
‘Come On, Rudy, Give ’Em That Old 9/11 Razzle-Dazzle,’ Giuliani Tells Himself Before TV Appearance
NEW YORK—Closing his eyes and slapping himself across the face ahead of a television appearance Monday, Rudy Giuliani was overheard telling himself, “Come on, Rudy, give ’em…
The Funniest Single-Panel Comics by Vaughan Tomlinson
Vaughan Tomlinson is an illustrator and cartoonist from South Africa, but he’s currently living in NYC. He has distinguished himself with his humorous single-panel comics that has…
Doctors Tout Effectiveness Of SSRIs That Cause Enough Other Problems To Take Mind Off Depression
MELROSE, MA—Shedding new light on how the popular medication repairs a chemical brain imbalance, psychiatrists at Melrose Wakefield Hospital released a study Monday touting the effectiveness of…
Water Temperature Off Florida Coast Hits 101.1 Degrees Fahrenheit
Water temperature at a buoy in southern Florida reached a shocking 101.1 degrees Fahrenheit this week, which meteorologists say is among the hottest ocean temperatures ever recorded…
Man Paranoid Girlfriend Fantasizes About Sleeping With Other People As Often As He Does
ALEXANDRIA, VA—Expressing fear that his partner of the past two years might be harboring unspoken desires, local man Tyler Hiller told reporters Monday that he was paranoid…
