‘The Onion’ Looks Back On 90 Years Of Dianne Feinstein Dying
Dianne Feinstein, who served as a senator of California since 1992, died Thursday night at the age of 90. The Onion looks back at 31 years of…
Chiefs Fans React To Travis Kelce Dating Taylor Swift
With news spreading that pop star Taylor Swift is dating Kansas City Chiefs tight end Travis Kelce, The Onion asked Chiefs fans what they thought about the…
2024 World’s Greatest Mullets Calendar Is Here!
You might think that the notorious mullet is a thing of the past and nobody is committing this crime against hair anymore, but you would be wrong….
Report: Sister Just Sitting On Boyfriend’s Lap Right There At Family Dinner
FERNDALE, CA—Trying to ignore the awkward display of affection being carried out between the two, 15-year-old Scott Barnard reported Friday that his sister Tabitha was just sitting…
Funny Overheard Conversations People Couldn’t Help But Share
Although people say that listening to other private conversations is impolite, there’s so much small talk happening in public that sometimes they just can’t help it. Scroll…
Your dream home!
Sometimes, dreams do come true. Not this time, though. Buy this mediocre home and then imagine you live somewhere much, much better. Back deck with light wood…
Do I Know You From Somewhere?
Hey, do I know you from somewhere? You look really familiar. Did we go to college together? No, I went to Penn State. High school? No, I’m…
The Funniest Animal Halloween Comics by Liz Climo
Liz Climo is an American cartoonist, animator and children’s book author. She is best known for her web comics, which she posts regularly to her site. Liz Climo’s lighthearted…
U.S. Mint Releases Collection Of Coins Featuring Child Molester From Every State
WASHINGTON—Unveiling a commemorative series created in honor of the nation’s most renowned pedophiles, the U.S. Mint announced the release Friday of a new collection of coins that…
Trader Joe’s Adds New Fitting Rooms Where Customers Can See How Food Will Look In Their Mouth
MONROVIA, CA—Announcing that renovations had been made to all 560 locations, grocery chain Trader Joe’s confirmed this week that they had added fitting rooms so customers could…