New Clinic Provides Drug Users With Free Scolding

DAYTON, OH—In an effort to provide those suffering from substance-use disorder with the resources they need most, a drug clinic that opened its doors Tuesday in downtown Dayton confirmed it now provides drug users with free scolding. “This clinic offers anyone using drugs a safe place to speak with someone trained to…

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