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Kamala Harris Wears Sad Little Bat Headband Alone At Desk For Halloween
WASHINGTON—Beaming as she entered the White House with a Walgreens bag full of spooky decorations, Vice President Kamala Harris reportedly wore a sad little bat headband Tuesday…
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Happy Person Must Either Be Stupid Or Evil
MANDAN, ND—Genuinely at a loss as to how else they could account for the smiling, seemingly contented individual, witnesses reported Tuesday that local happy man Leonard Olson,…
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Parents Explain Why ‘Bluey’ Is Too Woke
Bluey, an Australian cartoon about an anthropomorphic blue heeler puppy, has been repeatedly accused of indoctrinating children with a left-wing agenda. The Onion asked parents why they…
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Nick Cannon Opens Adoption Agency
SADDLE RIVER, NJ—Smiling at the crowd of journalists and supporters as he posed for photos during the official ribbon-cutting ceremony, Nick Cannon reportedly opened an adoption agency…
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The Funniest Single-Panel Comics by Brendan Loper
Brendan Loper is a painter turned cartoonist from Lancaster, Pennsylvania. His work can be found in The New Yorker, Playboy, Times of London and others. In his…
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Rock Climbers Pinch Hold Mug That’s Nearly Impossible To Use
Using a coffee mug without a proper handle is like taking a walk on the wild side of caffeine consumption. It’s a little bit dangerous, but very…
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The Funniest Single-Panel Comics by Brendan Loper
Brendan Loper is a painter turned cartoonist from Lancaster, Pennsylvania. His work can be found in The New Yorker, Playboy, Times of London and others. In his…
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Brotherhead
“This is of my older sister, perfect in all pictures, and older brother’s gigantically chubby head. The photographer thought this was the best picture of the whole…
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The Horror
“According to my mother, my little brother was terrified of the stuffed animal that the photographer was using to attempt to get him to smile.” (submitted by…
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Gallstones, Meet The Gallstones
“This is my grandmother posing proudly with her gallstones. She had them removed as a teenager and was told they were the biggest they’d ever seen. I…