Lopsided Fantasy Trade Offer Forces Man To Reconsider How Friend Must Perceive Him
CONCORD, NC—Explaining that the proposal completely upended his previous understanding of their friendship, a lopsided fantasy football trade offer that local man Henry Dukes reportedly received Monday…
This Year’s Candy Will Be Earned Through Trust-Building Exercises
Last year I put my faith in you. A bowl of fun-size Butterfingers and a handcrafted sign, “Please take ONE” were placed lovingly on my porch. How…
AI-Generated Images: Trump And Biden Being Best Friends
“Orange man with tiny hands…”, “Sleepy Joe who sniffs hair…” We have heard it all from both republican and democratic voters. The insults are flying left and…
Democratic Rep. Bowman Pleads Guilty For Pulling Capitol Building Fire Alarm
Rep. Jamaal Bowman (D-NY) pleaded guilty after being charged with falsely pulling the fire alarm at a congressional office building, a misdemeanor, before the House voted on…
Americans Try To Define ‘War Crime’
With the conflict in Gaza provoking debate over what constitutes a violation of international humanitarian law, The Onion asked Americans to define a “war crime,” and this…
2024 Cats On Catnip Calendar Is Finally Here!
These poor cats were leading productive lives as sober upstanding citizens until they found some catnip and the addiction hit them full force. Cat owners, please be…
The Funniest Single-Panel Comics by Jeremy Nguyen
Jeremy Nguyen is The New Yorker cartoonist, illustrator, and humor writer from Brooklyn, New York. His cartoons have regularly been published in The New Yorker since 2017,…
Super Antics: Funny Comics by Kerry Callen
Kerry Callen is a talented illustrator and book author who loves depicting the humorous adventures of the golden age Superman, his friends, and all the hijinks of…
Influencers Gone Wild: Ridiculous People In Action
We’re living in a weird time. If you look anywhere, you’ll find people taking mirror selfies at coffee shops, toilets, contorting themselves on the edge of literal…