New Study Finds Ashing Cigarette Out Cracked Car Window On Cold Morning Still Best Way To Start Blue-Collar Workday
NEW BRUNSWICK, NJ—Having surveyed a group that included more than 1,500 factory workers, dishwashers, and house painters, a team of researchers published a new study Thursday that…
Things To Never Say To A Fan Of Jordan Peterson
A conservative media commentator, self-help author, and clinical psychologist, Jordan Peterson has made a career out of denouncing preferred pronouns and identity politics while defending the pay…
22 ‘Golden Bachelor’ Contestants Announce Pregnancies
LOS ANGELES—Emphasizing how excited they were for the next chapter of their journey, all 22 contestants on the inaugural season of The Golden Bachelor simultaneously confirmed Thursday…
25,000 Recalled High Chairs Returned To Manufacturer With Infant Still In Seat
MINNEAPOLIS—Following a withdrawal of the product in response to federal concerns about its faulty nature, 25,000 recalled Graco high chairs were reportedly returned to the manufacturer this…
Man Really Knocking Manifesto Out Of Park Since Moving To Secluded Cabin In Woods
FLORENCE, WI—Saying the freedom from distractions like internet service and electromagnetic waves had done him a world of a good, local man Tad Deeran told reporters this…
Panic-Stricken Taylor Swift Receives Yet Another Text From Brittany Mahomes Saying ‘Hey Girlie’
NEW YORK—Staring at her phone in disbelief as the color drained from her face, a panic-stricken Taylor Swift reportedly received yet another text from Brittany Mahomes Thursday…
This Year at COP28, We’re Just Reading Our Fern Gully Smut
“In three decades, the COP talks have yet to produce any agreement to phase out, or even phase down fossil fuels, the leading cause of climate change.”…
Some States To Begin Teaching Cursive In Schools Again
Some states like California are beginning to teach cursive to elementary school students for the first time in a decade, a move that supporters say will allow…
The Funniest Single-Panel Comics by Scott Metzger (Part 2)
You probably remember Scott Metzger from our previous post of our favorite cartoons. He’s a cartoonist from Northern California who has been cartooning since 1996, which makes…