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You colossally idiotic piece of ice. Did you think you’d never have to face the consequences of your actions? Never have to face the Celine Dion ballad?…
“In 1988, my mother won a free portrait session from Olan Mills for me and my brother. I remember feeling uncomfortable with my clothes and our pose and I…
“I once visited my mom’s house with my new baby. Here’s a great photo mom took that day of me, my dad, my brother, my sister, the top…
Do phrases like “until shimmering,” “pan sear,” and “preheat the oven” send a shiver down your spine? Does someone other than you handle the cooking in your…
Priceless cooking tip: googly eyes make everything better (including cutting bell peppers) and the best part is that they cost only few bucks on Amazon. Scroll down…