Elon Musk Fanboys Explain Why They Are Signing Up For Neuralink Human Trials
As if Elon Musk hadn’t killed enough people with self-driving Teslas, the billionaire boy genius has now received approval to begin killing humans with Neuralink implants. The…
Explaining the Reasons for the 1-Star (Out of 5 Stars) Rating I Gave a Book on Amazon
I was being generous. I ordered the book by mistake while distracted when my cat walked over the keyboard of my laptop computer. Actually, the cat isn’t…
The Funniest Single-Panel Comics by David Ostow
David Ostow is a cartoonist and illustrator. His work has been published in The New Yorker, The New York Times, and online at Wired.com, as well as…
Most Popular New Year’s Resolution By State
Whether it’s their bad habits, obnoxious behavior, or total lack of achievements, Americans are chronically dissatisfied and always looking for ways to improve their pathetic lives. The…
New Monthly Subscription Box Sends Customers 10 Things From Founder’s House He Doesn’t Want Anymore
SAN FRANCISCO—Joining a plethora of similar subscription boxes already on the market, a new service called BradBox ships customers 10 items every month that company founder and…
This Year Let’s Have a Nice, Relaxing, Low-Key New Year’s Eve Orgy
This was an intense year and honestly, I’m exhausted. I know New Year’s Eve is about releasing every inhibition at some lavish party, but what I’d really…
Flu Vaccination Could Prevent Heart Attacks
A recent study of more than 9,000 participants found that the flu shot was linked to a lower risk of major cardiovascular events, with individuals who received…