Report: Sure Been A While Since Someone Killed Themselves On Live TV
NEW YORK—In a sign of the dramatic shifts in broadcasting over the past several decades, a report released Wednesday by the New York University Department of Media…
Loved Ones Staging Intervention Also Drunk
HAGERSTOWN, MD—Attempting between swigs of whiskey to have a frank discussion with their friend about his need to get help for his drinking problem, the loved ones…
Poll: Average Voter Says It Couldn’t Hurt If They Woke Up To Trump Or Biden Making Them Big Stack Of Pancakes
WASHINGTON—A new poll released Wednesday by the Pew Research Center offered a rare glimpse into the psychology of those who will decide the 2024 presidential election, finding…
The Funniest Single-Panel Comics by Adam Douglas Thompson
Adam Douglas Thompson is an American artist, designer, and teacher with an unique minimalist cartoon style. He has been a cartoonist for The New Yorker for many…
San Francisco 49ers, Kansas City Chiefs To Face Off At Super Bowl LVIII
On Feb. 11, the San Francisco 49ers will face off against the Kansas City Chiefs, who have three Super Bowl wins since 2019 already under their belts….
Meet Viscacha: Permanently Unentertained And Sleepy Creature
Lately life has been pretty tough, and at this point, we’re all tired, disappointed, and in desperate need of a nap. That’s why everyone is so good…
Americans Explain Why Nitrogen Gas Should Be Used For Executions
After an Alabama man was put to death with nitrogen gas in what was described as a lengthy and agonizing execution, many have criticized this method of…
This Is What Happens To The Human Body After Drinking A Panera Charged Lemonade
Panera’s Charged Lemonade is alleged to have three times as much caffeine as a Red Bull and to have caused severe physical damage or even death. The…
Negotiations from a Hostage Negotiator Who Clearly Has Some Stuff Going On at Home
Hi, I see you’ve barricaded yourself inside the Credit Union with about 20 hostages. How can I get you to let a few of those hostages go?…