The Funniest Single-Panel Comics by Lars Kenseth
Lars Kenseth is a talented cartoonist who has gained recognition for his unique drawing style and ability to capture absurdities in everyday life through his work. His…
Husband Wishes Wife Had Been More Honest When They Were Dating About Wanting Family Portraits
NEW YORK—Shocked and frustrated by the sudden revelation, local man Anton Pierson told reporters Tuesday that he wished his wife, Marcy Pierson, had been more honest when…
Dermatologists Recommend Regularly Checking Yourself For Skin
ROCHESTER, MN—Emphasizing the importance of catching skinlessness early, while there was still some chance of treating the condition, dermatologists at the Mayo Clinic issued a recommendation Tuesday…
Excited Chili’s Customers Treated To Glimpse Of Almighty Shift Manager
SOUTH PORTLAND, ME—Drawing audible gasps of awe as the 51-year-old emerged from the kitchen bathed in light from the back of house, excited Chili’s customers were reportedly…
Breaking: The Colonel Would Like To Take You As His Bride
HARPERS FERRY, WV—Emphasizing that he had seen you whilst on horseback and was most taken with your dazzling beauty, sources confirmed Tuesday that the honorable Colonel Westwood…
Trump Boys Help Father Raise $83 Million By Asking Their Dad For The Money
PALM BEACH, FL—Terrified by the prospect that the former president could go away forever if he didn’t pay, Eric Trump and Donald Trump Jr. reportedly helped their…
Climate Protesters Terrified After Mona Lisa Extends Big Tongue And Starts Licking Up Soup
PARIS—Backing away slowly in fear at the unanticipated response to their public demonstration, climate protesters reportedly grew visibly terrified Monday as the Mona Lisa extended a big,…
Triumphant Biden Announces U.S. Has Killed Man Who Kind Of Looks Like Osama Bin Laden
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15-Year-Old Doing Dry January
CONCORD, NC—Saying he needed to do something before his life fully spiraled out of control, local 15-year-old Noah Watkins confirmed Monday that he had decided to take…
Most Common Tattoo In Every State
Americans love to express themselves or commemorate their dumb little lives with ink on skin. The Onion examines the most common tattoo in every state. Read more……