LONDON—Scuttling through passageways deep beneath Buckingham Palace, King Charles III reportedly fertilized a clutch of royal eggs Thursday. According to sources, Charles maneuvered through the damp, dark corridors on all four of his limbs, pausing occasionally to click together his fangs and eventually stopping…
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I get it. My boyfriend isn’t as kind to me as you, someone who loves me, would like. He’s late for important stuff, he doesn’t retain anything…
Anne Taintor is an artist whose themes deal with domestic stereotypes, as viewed through the lens of mid-century advertisements. Juxtaposing these images with tongue-in-cheek captions, her work…
When you think of cross stitch, you probably think of Bible quotes hanging off the walls at your grandma’s house. There’s nothing wrong with that, but for…
HÅLLBAR The fourteenth son of the lord of the Fourteenth house, the house furthest from the throne. His only assets are the family name and his keen…
