Fur Falling Off Elmo In Clumps After Asking Twitter Users How They Doing

NEW YORK—Following his effort earlier this week to solicit thoughts from social media followers about their mental health, sources confirmed Thursday that fur had been falling off…

Differences Between The Stock Market And The Economy

As the coronavirus pandemic continues to cause widespread disruptions, many have noticed that the country’s stock market and economic situation, which would ostensibly reflect each other, seem…

What’s Driving The Competitive Housing Market

The past year has seen the most demand for housing since before the 2008 crash, and both real estate market experts and potential home-buyers are trying to…

Man With Cockatiel On Shoulder Gives Knowing Nod To Man With Iguana On Shoulder

KEY WEST, FL—Locking eyes upon realizing they were both cut from the same cloth, local man with a cockatiel on his shoulder Alex Maser reportedly gave a…

Syphilis Infections At Highest Rate In U.S. Since 1950

The rate of infectious cases of syphilis has risen by 9%, according to a federal government report, with cases surpassing 207,000, the highest they’ve been in 74…

Really Dark Stock Photos: The Dark Side of Stock Photography

These really dark stock photos raise plenty of questions like who the hell buys this stuff and is there a weird stock photography office where you can…

Massive Pile Of Loose Skin Flakes Thinking About Buying Humidifier

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The Funniest Single-Panel Comics by Adam Douglas Thompson (Part 2)

Adam Douglas Thompson, an American artist, designer, and teacher, possesses a distinctive minimalist cartoon style. He has contributed cartoons to The New Yorker for many years and…

Don’t Be Alarmed, This Rollercoaster Is Designed to Get Stuck Upside Down for 75 Minutes

I’m still not sure what all the fuss is about. The ride does exactly what it was intended to do: go up a steep incline, do a…