Real American History That The ‘Woke’ Left Doesn’t Want You To Know
It’s no secret that school textbooks don’t cover the whole of American history, and that important facts about this great nation are often omitted to serve a…
Did You Have to Invite Your Foley Artist Friends to Our Dinner Party?
Honey, can I see you in the kitchen? Excuse us, everyone. You know I appreciate your Foley artist friends and their ability to create realistic sound effects…
Funny And Strange People Spotted On The Subway
Ah, subway… The magical place where the laws of normality stop working. The moment you go underground to catch a train, you’d best be prepared to see…
IRS Announces Starting Taxes Good Enough
WASHINGTON—Stating that “something is always better than nothing,” the Internal Revenue Service announced Monday that starting your taxes was good enough. “Just get your name on there,…
Clarence Thomas Announces 50% Discount On All Favorable Rulings
WASHINGTON—Telling Americans that they must act now to avoid losing out on the chance of a lifetime, Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas announced at a press conference…
NASA Seeks Volunteers For Simulated Mars Mission
NASA put out an open call for applications to take part in a simulated Mars mission in which a four-person crew will live and work for a…
Poll Finds Only 19% Of Americans Believe Country Ready For Competent President
WASHINGTON—Providing a striking insight into the beliefs of likely voters in the lead-up to the 2024 election, a poll released Monday by the Pew Research Center found…
What Your Behavior at a Sit-Down Concert Says About You
The shoulder sway: Live music allows you to reinvent yourself as a free spirit with a carefree attitude. Your chill new persona always feels like it will…