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Netanyahu’s Plans For The Future Of Gaza
Amid mounting international pressure for the Israel-Hamas war to end, Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu today detailed his vision for postwar Gaza, though the plans have sparked…
Yale To Begin Requiring Standardized Test Scores Again
After switching to a test-optional policy during the Covid pandemic four years ago, Yale recently reversed its decision to not require standardized testing for admission, stating that…
Alabama Supreme Court Justice Invokes ‘VeggieTales’ In Ruling
MONTGOMERY, AL—Sparking a national debate about the separation of church and state, Alabama Supreme Court Chief Justice Tom Parker came under fire this week for blatantly invoking…
Nikki Haley Vows To Remain In Race Until Campaign Bus Runs Out Of Gas
COLUMBIA, SC—Claiming she still had a quarter tank and was ready to fight, Republican presidential candidate Nikki Haley vowed Friday to remain in the race until her…
The Funniest Single-Panel Comics by Johnny DiNapoli (Part 2)
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Victor Wembanyama’s Head Lodged Between Rim And Backboard Again
SAN ANTONIO—As they took turns trying to jump up and tap it out, the San Antonio Spurs confirmed Friday that Victor Wembanyama’s head had gotten lodged between…