The Funniest Single-Panel Comics by Maritsa Patrinos (Part 2)
Maritsa Patrinos is a Brooklyn-based illustrator, designer, and creative strategist. She has gained recognition for her work in various online and offline publications, and is an author…
Every Problem Conservatives Have Blamed On DEI
With diversity, equity, and inclusion programs facing backlash, The Onion examines every problem conservatives have blamed on DEI. Read more… The Onion
Yes, I Put Pineapple on My Pizza, Sue Me
Yes, I put pineapple on my pizza. So sue me. And get your legal papers to hand because you’d better get ready for my other exotic fruit…
Paris Reestablishes Waiter’s Race
In Paris, 200 servers dressed in their uniforms and carrying trays with a croissant, a cup of coffee, and a glass of water competed in La Course…
Nation’s Ex-Boyfriends Drunk As Hell
WASHINGTON—Saying their numbers had been blocked so showing up unannounced was their only option, several concerned sources confirmed this week that the nation’s ex-boyfriends were drunk as…
New Childcare Bill Would Allocate Single Microwave For Kids To Cook Their Own Dinner
WASHINGTON—In the most significant move to help working families in decades, a group of U.S. senators introduced a new childcare bill this week that would allocate a…
Everything We Know About The Market Debut Of Trump’s Truth Social
Donald Trump’s Truth Social, which the former president founded after he was banned from several online platforms in 2021, went public this week and has been valued…
South Carolina Government Finds $1.8 Billion In Unaccounted Funds
Investigative accountants in South Carolina are struggling to explain the existence of an account belonging to the government containing $1.8 billion in cash, with no clear explanation…
Leonardo DiCaprio Sparks Engagement Rumors As Girlfriend Flaunts New NDA
LOS ANGELES—Fueling rumors that the 49-year-old star was finally settling down, Leonardo DiCaprio was spotted with girlfriend Vittoria Ceretti on Thursday as she flaunted a new nondisclosure…