Big Booty Ghost Planter: Just In Time For Halloween

Alright, gather around, Halloween enthusiasts, because we are about to introduce you to the Big Booty Ghost Planter!

Picture this: it’s Halloween night, the moon is full, the bats are out, and there, in the corner of your living room, stands a ghost with a whole lot of junk in its trunk. Yes, that’s right – a ghost with a big ol’ booty! But fear not, dear friends, for this ghost isn’t here to scare the pants off you (well, maybe just a little). No, it’s here to bring the laughs and give your plants a hilariously haunted home.

Now, let’s talk about the star of the show – the booty. It’s big, it’s bold, and it’s ready to steal the spotlight. Imagine the look on your guests’ faces when they stumble upon this cheeky specter holding up your plants like it’s the most natural thing in the world. It’s the kind of sight that’ll make your guests do a double-take and then burst into laughter because, come on, who expects a ghost with a booty? Or they will think that you’re a creepy weirdo and will never come to your house again…

It’s made from a shatter proof resin and is 4 inches tall, 5 inches wide, and 2 inches deep. For those who don’t live in the US of A, that’s 10cm tall, 13 cm wide, and 5 cm deep.

You can get the Big Booty Ghost Planter on Amazon. Please note that this site is reader-supported. When you buy through links on our site, we may earn an affiliate commission. As an Amazon Associate we earn from qualifying purchases.

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