Baby Envy

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Study Finds Early Humans Selectively Bred Corn To Be Less Aggressive

LINCOLN, NE—Noting the low attack rates among modern corn, a study published Friday by researchers at the University of Nebraska found that early humans selectively bred corn…

Fugitive Bolsonaro Coup Supporters Hide Deep In Amazon Rainforest’s Last Remaining Tree

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Funny And Relatable Tweets About Going To The Doctor

Going to the doctor is a huge pain in the ass. Long waits, cold rooms, pages and pages of forms to fill out… The funny thing about…

Leaked Footage Shows People Inexplicably Walking Into Building That Has No Food

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Bird Claims Its Mother Makes The Best Vomit In The World

DOTHAN, AL—Offering accolades for the homemade puke it grew up eating, a local barn swallow told reporters Friday that its mother made the best vomit in the…

What the Ancient Sequoias Can Teach Me, a Woman, About Aging

Society can celebrate aging. It’s possible. People may even venerate the elderly as keepers of ancient truths and sage advisers. As long as I, an aging woman,…

Bolsonaro Supporters Storm Brazil’s Congress

Supporters of former Brazilian president Jair Bolsonaro who refuse to accept his election defeat stormed Congress, the Supreme Court, and presidential palace in the capital, a week…

High School Teaches Co-Parenting Skills By Having Students Fight Over Who Gets Egg For Weekend

CALUMET, OK—In an effort to prepare the teenagers for the reality of rearing children, students at Calumet High School were reportedly learning co-parenting skills Tuesday by fighting…

Woman Will Never Know Intimacy Like Passing Garbage Truck Drivers Slowing Down To Point At Each Other

HARTFORD, CT—Overcome with quiet melancholy as she witnessed the profound tenderness of the exchange, area woman Camille Rossner reportedly realized Tuesday that she would never know an…