This Sling Bag Will Turn Your Cat Into a Ferocious Lion

Don’t let those fluffy fur coats and adorable meows fool you, folks. Deep down inside, every cat is just a ferocious lion waiting to be unleashed. Just try to take away their catnip or not give them their daily dose of belly rubs and you’ll see what we mean. They may seem like cute little house pets, but they’re secretly plotting to take over the world and and dreaming to become an apex predator to enslave us all. With this sling bag you can make you cat’s dream come true without risking your life.

We’re pretty sure your cat will enjoy the view from this bag. Cats have a natural inclination to be on high places, whether it be a windowsill, a bookshelf, the top of a fridge or a bag such as this one. This behavior is known as “perching” and it allows them to survey their surroundings, keeping an eye out for potential prey or threats. By being on a higher level, they can also feel safe and secure, as they can easily escape if needed. They also enjoy being up high to get away from the hustle and bustle of the world around them, and to find a peaceful place to nap.

The lion sling bag is handmade and available in L and XL sizes. L for under 9 lbs (4 kg), XL for everything up to 14.3 lbs (6.5 kg).

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