COLUMBUS, OH—Grateful that his relatives weren’t attractive enough to tempt him, local man Darren Doherty told reporters Tuesday that his family was too ugly to elicit any incestuous fantasies. “Thank God my family is far too hideous for me to daydream about fucking them,” said Doherty, claiming that if he were part…
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There’s nothing like funny and clever cartoons to brighten up our day. Once a zoology student, Will McPhail is now regularly drawing for the world-famous The New…
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PARIS—With more than a billion viewers tuning in from around the world only to find themselves watching a panel of French film scholars and critical theorists, the…
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LOS ANGELES—In a bombshell interview that has divided the movie’s fans and set the internet ablaze, director Steven Spielberg apologized Friday for removing a kiss between E.T….
Meet the artist John King who is behind the comic series Fruit Gone Bad. In a world where broccoli can cuss and potatoes can have passionate sex,…