20 Funny Housewarming Gifts That They’ll Really Appreciate

Whether your best friend family is moving into a new home or a family member is moving into their first apartment, bringing a thoughtful gift to the housewarming party is a nice gesture. Of course, you want to get something more fun than a boring toaster. Scroll down to see our list of 20 funny housewarming gift ideas that will be a big hit at your next housewarming party.

If you’ve just bought a new home, you probably don’t yet have a drawer that’s filled with endless crap that you’ll never use, but the one time you actually do need something in it you’ll never be able to find it. Well, there’s now a starter pack to get you going! It’s called the junk drawer starter kit, and it contains all of the essential crap that every junk drawer must have.

Please don’t do coke in the bathroom neon sign is a funny reminder to keep your nose clean, quite literally, while using the facilities. On the other hand… it’s like a dare, tempting you to give it a try just to see what happens…

Pillow of rabbit with Nicolas Cage’s face is the perfect conversation starter for any new home and is sure to get a laugh from anyone who sees it. With this pillow you can cuddle up with Nicolas Cage every night and who wouldn’t want that? It’s a gift that keeps on giving, that’s for sure.

What does every new kitchen needs? Snot nosed egg white separator of course! To use the snot nosed egg white separator, just crack your eggs and drop them into it the top of the device, then just tip him over and pour the egg whites out of the two nostril holes like you would some gravy onto a pile of mashed potatoes. Brilliant, isn’t it?

Sure, you could get just put a plain, practical doormat outside your front door and forget about it. But, if you have to put something out for you and your guests to wipe their shoes on before they enter your home, why not have some fun with it? A great reminder that guests are welcome… kinda.

This bathroom tome is no ordinary guest book. It offers provocative prompts and ample doodle space to help your guests express themselves for posterity. Who hasn’t had a deep thought or a million dollar business idea on the can? Better to write it down.

Behold! The horse head squirrel feeder is here, and it might be the greatest invention ever! Here’s how it works: while the cute little animals feed, the hanging horse head feeder makes it look like they are wearing their very own horse mask. Maybe the squirrels will wonder why you’re laughing at them, but they probably just wont care, if they’re devouring delicious seeds and nuts, whilst thoroughly entertaining on lookers, everyone is a winner!

Owen mitt with swear words is the best cooking tool since wine. Some researches suggest that people who use curse regularly are more intelligent. If that’s true, the recipient of this housewarming gift will be glad to know that you think he or she is one of the smartest people in the world.

Helps to make sure that annoying mom from the PTA bothers you about making cookies for the annual bake sale for the last time by making cookies with these rude cutters.

Funny retro sassy kitchen towel with a 1950s housewife being shocked about the lack of f**ks to give is the perfect housewarming present for someone who likes cooking and not giving a f**k.

Cat butt tissue dispenser? What a brilliant idea! We have all seen regular boring tissue dispensers, but this time it’s the cat’s turn to hold the terrible burden of storing tissues in its rectal area. Lovely housewarming gift for someone who adores cats.

Zombie garden gnome is the perfect new home gift for a gardener. This abomination will have their plants soil themselves and their ordinary garden gnomes run for cover. Their neighbors will definitely love it too and the real estate value in their neighborhood will soar.

A cute little tin filled with obscene words. The perfect collection of naughty words for the fridge door. Contains 72 themed magnetic word tiles packaged in a small, giftable, shrink-wrapped tin container. Rearrange the words to write poems, messages to family members, or generative esoteric word art masterpieces whose meaning is lost even to you.

This balls shaped cactus planter is specifically meant for growing cacti of all shapes and sizes, whether they’re extra long, extra short, or extra thick. It really ties the room together.

The next time you wake up and smell the coffee you can also look down and see a cat behind to rest your mug on. Isn’t it an awesome idea? It is. Cat butt coasters must be on every new homeowner’s coffee table.

Farmhouse style signs are a beautiful and popular addition to any room, but nobody is perfect – some of us may even feel like we live in a shitshow. This is us – welcome to the shitshow sign makes a great gift or a conversation piece for your home – a perfect home decor for their living room or entryway.

When all the furniture has been moved and it’s finally time to kick back, enjoy some wine in the tub and don’t worry about spilling it thanks to this wine glass holder. The holder perfectly cradles a glass of wine and suction to the side of the tub securely.

This scented candle was created to help display exactly how you feel with both grace and assertiveness. Whether you desire to burn it or just display it as a conversation piece on the mantle is up to you. Excellent housewarming gift for a dog owner.

This funny housewarming card is a great way to wish good luck to the new homeowners in their efforts to convince their neighbors that they are, in fact, totally normal human beings… which they are most likely not.

Cat riding a shark while blasting automatic weapons and screaming like crazy? Sounds like the perfect illustration for a shower curtain. Goes very well with any bathroom design and color scheme.

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