School Resource Officer Has Personalized Chokeslam For Every Student

OMAHA, NE—In effort to provide each student with specialized attention, local school resource officer Tony Wahl confirmed Tuesday that he had a personalized chokeslam for everyone at Benson Magnet High School. “They love it,” said Wahl, pounding a fist into an open hand as he waited at the door for the line of…

Read more…

The Onion 

Related Posts

What Your Behavior at a Sit-Down Concert Says About You

The shoulder sway: Live music allows you to reinvent yourself as a free spirit with a carefree attitude. Your chill new persona always feels like it will…

Persecution, Worried Conservatives, And More: This Week In Local News February 24, 2024

Read more… The Onion 

Trump Booed, Frozen Burritos, And More: This Week In Breaking News February 24, 2024

Read more… The Onion 

Satan-Controlled Celebrities, Malia Scorsese, And More: This Week In Entertainment News: February 24, 2024

Read more… The Onion 

Netanyahu’s Plans For The Future Of Gaza

Amid mounting international pressure for the Israel-Hamas war to end, Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu today detailed his vision for postwar Gaza, though the plans have sparked…

Yale To Begin Requiring Standardized Test Scores Again

After switching to a test-optional policy during the Covid pandemic four years ago, Yale recently reversed its decision to not require standardized testing for admission, stating that…

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *