CANTON, MI—Watching in horrified disbelief as the events transpired, witnesses confirmed Monday that local white woman Cara LaForgia was about to make several unforgivable mistakes when she told a karaoke DJ to drop the mothafuckin’ beat. “Well, she jumped up on stage, raised her hand in the air, and told the audience…
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