Andy Reid Closes Blinds, Silences Phone Before Eating Arugula And Fig Salad

LAS VEGAS—Ensuring total privacy for his sumptuous meal, Kansas City Chiefs coach Andy Reid reportedly closed his blinds and silenced his phone Sunday so he could sit down and enjoy an arugula and fig salad before the Super Bowl. “Ciao bella,” Reid said as he placed a cloth napkin on his lap, removed the stainless…

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