Authorities Demolish House That Was Site Of Horrific Marriage

FALMOUTH, ME—Saying the residence evoked far too many painful memories to be left standing, Maine authorities confirmed Tuesday they had demolished the house at 231 Pinelock Lane that was once the site of a horrific marriage. “When that terrible marriage first struck this town, it was like a nightmare come to…

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