Woman Passed Out In Hot Yoga Class Must Have Achieved Nirvana

LAWRENCE, KS—Marveling at their cataleptic classmate as she lay in the middle of the 105-degree room, local yogis speculated Wednesday as to whether a passed-out woman in their hot yoga class had achieved nirvana. “Would you look at that—I guess her consciousness must have transcended her corporeal form and released…

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