Nation Longs For Days When Poverty Mostly Meant Making Monkey Dance On Street For Cash

WASHINGTON—Noting how much better things used to be for those struggling financially, Americans across the country confirmed Wednesday that they longed for the days when poverty mostly meant making a monkey dance on the street for cash. “Just a few decades ago, being below the poverty line was way more tolerable, and…

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