WILLOW GLEN, CA—Knowing full well that their fate had been sealed, local waitstaff at TGI Fridays watched helplessly Thursday as a limousine full of screaming 12-year-old girls pulled up in front of their restaurant. “Dear God, we’re doomed,” said head waiter James Orsen, who stood motionless as several preteens…
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There’s nothing like funny and clever cartoons to brighten up our day. Once a zoology student, Will McPhail is now regularly drawing for the world-famous The New…
California Gov. Gavin Newsom (D) issued an executive order calling on state officials to begin taking down homeless encampments, buoyed by a recent U.S. Supreme Court decision…
PARIS—With more than a billion viewers tuning in from around the world only to find themselves watching a panel of French film scholars and critical theorists, the…
WASHINGTON—Warning that interior defenses were spread too thin, experts confirmed this week that Team USA’s arrival in France for the Olympics had left America’s own basketball rims…
LOS ANGELES—In a bombshell interview that has divided the movie’s fans and set the internet ablaze, director Steven Spielberg apologized Friday for removing a kiss between E.T….
Meet the artist John King who is behind the comic series Fruit Gone Bad. In a world where broccoli can cuss and potatoes can have passionate sex,…