Oscar Organizers Worried Guests Can Tell Gift Bags Just Junk They Bought At Dollar Store Few Hours Ago

LOS ANGELES—Saying they were kicking themselves for leaving such an important task until the last minute, organizers of the 96th Academy Awards told reporters Sunday they were worried Oscar nominees would be able to tell the gift bags were full of junk purchased at a dollar store a few hours ago. “I know they aren’t…

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