Father And Son Enjoy Annual Tradition Of Saying They Should Attend Spring Training One Day

BALTIMORE—Excitedly pulling out their Orioles jerseys and beat-up baseball mitts from the black of the closet, a local father and his son reportedly engaged Monday in their annual tradition of saying they should attend spring training one day. “One of these days, we’ll take a trip down south for spring training—just…

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