WASHINGTON—According to a new study released by the National Research Council on Monday, the majority of Americans no longer have the energy required to stand while brushing their teeth. “Exhausted from the stress of being alive, more than half of U.S. residents now lack the vigor and zeal a person needs to remain on…
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There’s nothing like funny and clever cartoons to brighten up our day. Once a zoology student, Will McPhail is now regularly drawing for the world-famous The New…
California Gov. Gavin Newsom (D) issued an executive order calling on state officials to begin taking down homeless encampments, buoyed by a recent U.S. Supreme Court decision…
PARIS—With more than a billion viewers tuning in from around the world only to find themselves watching a panel of French film scholars and critical theorists, the…
WASHINGTON—Warning that interior defenses were spread too thin, experts confirmed this week that Team USA’s arrival in France for the Olympics had left America’s own basketball rims…
LOS ANGELES—In a bombshell interview that has divided the movie’s fans and set the internet ablaze, director Steven Spielberg apologized Friday for removing a kiss between E.T….
Meet the artist John King who is behind the comic series Fruit Gone Bad. In a world where broccoli can cuss and potatoes can have passionate sex,…