Taco Bell Introduces New Burrito That Will Do Its Best To Satisfy Hunger, But There Are No Guarantees In This Crazy World
IRVINE, CA—Rolling out the new menu item in a national ad campaign, Taco Bell introduced a limited-time burrito Thursday that will reportedly do its best to satisfy people’s hunger, but there are no guarantees in this crazy world. “Though we’ve done everything in our power to create a burrito that will assuage our…
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