Polite Man Offers To Walk Date To Her Final Resting Place

OCEANSIDE, CA—Extending his arm as an invitation to serve as her escort, local gentleman Peter Groff reportedly offered to walk his date to her final resting place Tuesday after a lovely dinner together. “Don’t be silly—it’s no trouble at all for me to make sure you get to your shallow, makeshift grave in one piece,”…

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