Bike Potassium: Leather Banana Holder For Your Bicycle

Sometimes you just need to have a banana, not right away, but you’re going to want one later. And maybe you also need to go somewhere? Luckily there’s a banana holder that can be attached to your bike! Just insert the banana softly and slowly into the leather bound straps, bike away and enjoy your delicious snack of potassium while on the go or at your final destination!

This bicycle banana holder is made from genuine leather, can attach to your bikes frame or your waist belt. It measures 4.5 x 7 inches (11.5 x 17.7 cm), and will fit most sized bananas. You can get this ridiculous thing on Etsy, but it’s not cheap.

You don’t have to use this thing just for bananas. It’s also great for holding a delicious sausage or a superhero cape – if you feel like a superhero. You probably do, don’t you? It’s also a great gift for a cycling obsessed friend who can’t stop ranting about biking infrastructure and hating cars. What better gift than a holder for something that he can stuff in his mouth to shut up for a minute?

If you are ready to spend your hard-earned cash on this stupid thing, you can get banana holder on Etsy. Please note that this site is reader-supported. When you buy through links on our site, we may earn an affiliate commission. As an Etsy affiliate we earn from qualifying purchases.

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