Arizona Prosecutors Unable To Find Rudy Giuliani Despite Searching Dozens Of Landfills

PHOENIX—Trying for weeks to deliver a summons on charges of felony election interference to the former Donald Trump attorney, Arizona prosecutors reported Thursday they were still unable to locate Rudy Giuliani despite searching dozens of local landfills across the state. “Our multiple attempts to serve Mr. Giuliani…

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