Trump Boys Attempt To Bribe Juror With Briefcase Full Of Grape Uncrustables

NEW YORK—Cornering the man in a darkened parking garage as he walked toward his car, the Trump boys reportedly attempted to bribe a juror deciding their father’s hush money case Thursday with a briefcase full of Peanut Butter and Grape Jelly Uncrustables. “All it takes is a simple ‘nacho guilty’ [sic] vote to walk…

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